Cycle of Suck

Cycle of Suck

There is absolutely nothing worse than being lied to, cheated on or betrayed by someone who you have invested all your trust and emotional faith into. It should never be expected or accepted that these vices dwell at the core of human nature. These traits are learned....
Socialtific Method

Socialtific Method

Do you like science, but hate thinking? Do you want to fall in love, but always fall for the wrong person over and over? If this describes you, then I have a solution (method) for you!  Science is the study of systematized knowledge of everything that is real. Love is...
The Toilet Seat

The Toilet Seat

The last bastion of gender (in)equality doesn’t pertain to professional obstacles, access to health care, education attainment or political participation, but rather confines itself to a 15x18x19 inch white ceramic/porcelain cylindrical bowl containing approximately...
Trophy Wife

Trophy Wife

Traditionally, a trophy is something that is taken in a war, hunt, or competition that serves as a token of victory, or a testament to valor or skill. Today, trophies (or awards) are mostly earned through competition: sports, academics, music, etc. No matter the...
Guy’s Girl Guide

Guy’s Girl Guide

Every guy needs a girl guide.  There are hundreds of types of females in the world and this guide attempts to identify the most common, in reference to adulthood and dating.  Each type of girl that is mentioned in this guide is a discovery through decades of research...