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What to get your bitch for Christmas

What to get your bitch for Christmas

The holiday season brings out our altruistic nature, putting aside feuds and misunderstandings for the fellowship of family, rejuvenation of romantic relationships, and the exploration of newly acquired love consummated under yuletide frondescence suspended from above.  It is the time of the year when we curb our wants and look to generosity, delivering joy to […]

Dating Momentum

Dating Momentum

Momentum is defined by science and mathematics as force or speed of movement, or (P=M*V) where momentum equals “P,” mass equals “M,” and velocity (the measurement of the rate and direction of change in the position of an object) equals “V.”  I couldn’t relate any of this to dating except that mass equals momentum divided […]

Elements of Happiness

Elements of Happiness

  I am happy… If that statement doesn’t make you jealous, provoke curiosity or arouse distant memories of fun times with friends and family, then you should stop reading now. With that said, happiness is not guaranteed. Happiness isn’t guaranteed but we can pursue the hell out of it. With all the circumstances we can’t […]

Stuck

Stuck

  Feeling stuck is life’s ultimate compulsion; forcing us to live a life that knowingly makes us barely satisfied or knowingly makes us unhappy, inevitably challenging our emotions to the brink of rash decisions or abject moral imprisonment. Feeling stuck is not a good thing, especially in relationships. Any positive connotation one may try to […]

Claim Me, If You Can!

Claim Me, If You Can!

Women of the world, I am on to you.  I was once jejune, believing that the women I date foist flighty comments of possession around other girls because they were trying to give me subtle hints of affection.  Phrases like “Remember last week when we were watching that movie together,” or “Are you going to […]

The Rule of Threeve

The Rule of Threeve

So… when is it time to give up the pursuit of someone you are interested in? The serial killer in me says never; always go after what makes you happy, no matter how long, whom or what may stand in your way. The pragmatic romantic in me says after a certain number of failures, it […]

Two Wrongs, Make a Right?

Two Wrongs, Make a Right?

Everyone knows someone in their life who is fucked up beyond repair. All we can do is wish that one day this person will normalize by divine intervention and someday offer society positive reparations for their destructive path. Afflatus aside, it is our job to present a more stable rendition of life. Unfortunately, but not […]

PooF!

PooF!

              Being in love is a beautiful thing. Sharing time and space with another person is the ultimate gesture of faith. Most of us hope that this piece of our existence will last in this life and beyond.  However, what appears to be love isn’t always the reality. ******PooF******             There is not a better […]

Eye Contact

Eye Contact

…Hello Ladies; look at me, now look down, now back to me, now think about the one you are with, now back to me. Look inward; back up, where are you? You are in the gym looking at me; stop that. You’re now at a bar with the man your man could be, if you […]

Just The Tip

Just The Tip

            So how much do you put in?  It says a lot about a person when they are deciding to put in just a little or as much as they can…                 The night begins just like every other night pondering all too familiar questions.  As you walk through the door, the hostess meets your […]

First Kiss

First Kiss

                   How much significance does a “first kiss” have on a relationship? Think back to every person you have kissed, whether it was a bar make-out session or a normal date, and ask yourself, “How many of those people did I continue a relationship with who sucked at kissing?” The answer is probably none, which […]

The 4 Inch Rule

The 4 Inch Rule

                …I love fashion.  No, I revel in loving fashion.  It is hard to believe that fashion absorbs some of the biggest and most powerful corporations in the world.  So much work, money, and time go into convincing the populous that one piece of fabric is better than another piece of fabric.  Artists, designers, musicians, […]

Wielding the Void

Wielding the Void

                     From the moment we are born, the world tells us that we will do great things. Opportunity insists itself, expectations consume our fated course, yet as a child we are filled with all of life’s dreams and desires.  Innocence continues only by the outcome of what will be. It isn’t until we start losing […]

Chrisanomican Chapter 1 "The Keys to The Kingdom"

Chrisanomican Chapter 1 “The Keys to The Kingdom”

Chrisanomican Chapter 1 “The Keys to The Kingdom” Chrisanomican: Introduction             We live in bedlam. Not idly do cogitations of the past materialize due to modern events. I was raised to love God, love my family and love my country, virtues men from all ages possess. I have existed to admire something greater than myself, […]

"Love and In Love"

“Love and In Love”

                  One of the biggest copouts of modern time is the phrase “In Love.” For centuries romantic stories, biblical verses and epic plays have utilized the word “Love” to express ultimate commitment, sacrifice and adoration. Today, we throw around the term “Love” to describe almost anything; food, pets, items, idols, etc. With decades of loose […]

Diminishing Returns vs. Everlasting Love

Diminishing Returns vs. Everlasting Love

“Tis not the same self from year to year, nor are those we love; diminishing, complacency allows the love of a diminished person”               I have decided to right (write) certain wrongs within my own romantic life. When I look back at all my relationships, all my dates and all the failures and successes […]